In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
How rape trials should go?Lawyer:
Did he rape her?
Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Yes, but she was wearin-
I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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First of all, I’m not a “total psycho”
the cutest thing i have ever seen [x]