In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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pokemonmasterkimba:

animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

dead.

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Florida! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

First of all, I’m not a “total psycho”

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everlakrs:

the cutest thing i have ever seen [x]

HW